It all began in the tender years of elementary school, when I first beheld the majestic and resplendent figure of my magnificent GOAT, the unparalleled Kale B. Never before had my gaze rested upon a being so noble, so exquisitely radiant, that it stirred within me a profound and unfathomable reverence. The mere sight of this creature, so gallant and divinely fair, set my very soul aflame with a rapturous awe, and in that singular moment, both of my minds—those twin bastions of thought and emotion—trembled as one, overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of its presence. Delight surged through me, a current so powerful it left me dazed, captivated, and forever changed.